• Terms of Service

Terms of Service

Welcome to NoJoke.com. This website is owned and operated by Havash, LLC. By accessing or using our website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service (“Terms”). If you do not agree, please do not use our site.

1. Use of Website

By using NoJoke.com, you confirm that:

  • You are at least 18 years old or using the site with parental consent
  • You will not use our products or services for illegal or unauthorized purposes
  • You will not attempt to interfere with the website’s security or functionality

2. Products & Services

NoJoke.com specializes in retro collectibles, vinyl records, posters, movies, and apparel.

We reserve the right to:

  • Limit quantities of any product
  • Discontinue products at any time
  • Refuse or cancel orders at our discretion

3. Product Descriptions & Condition

We strive to ensure all product descriptions are accurate. However:

  • Many items are vintage or collectible, and may show normal wear
  • Colors and images may vary slightly depending on your device
  • Product availability is not guaranteed

4. Pricing & Payments

  • All prices are listed in USD
  • We reserve the right to change pricing at any time
  • Payments are processed securely through third-party providers

You agree to provide accurate billing and payment information.

5. Shipping & Delivery

  • Shipping times are estimates and not guaranteed
  • We are not responsible for delays caused by carriers or customs
  • Risk of loss transfers to the customer upon delivery

6. Returns & Refunds

All returns and refunds are governed by our Refund Policy.
By making a purchase, you agree to those terms.

7. Intellectual Property

All content on NoJoke.com—including:

  • Logos
  • Images
  • Product descriptions
  • Website design

—is the property of Havash, LLC or its content suppliers and is protected by copyright and trademark laws.

You may not reproduce, copy, or exploit any content without written permission.

8. Third-Party Services

We may use third-party tools and services (such as payment processors and analytics providers).
We are not responsible for the content, policies, or practices of third-party services.

9. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law:

  • NoJoke.com and Havash, LLC shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages
  • Our total liability shall not exceed the amount paid for the product

10. Disclaimer of Warranties

All products and services are provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind, either express or implied.

We do not guarantee:

  • That the website will be uninterrupted or error-free
  • That product descriptions are completely accurate

11. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Havash, LLC from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from:

  • Your violation of these Terms
  • Your misuse of the website

12. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Colorado, United States.

Any disputes shall be resolved in the appropriate courts located in Colorado.

13. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to update or modify these Terms at any time.
Changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date.

14. Termination

We reserve the right to terminate or suspend access to our website at our discretion, without notice, for violations of these Terms.

15. Contact Information

For questions about these Terms:

Business Name: Havash, LLC
Website: NoJoke.com
Email: info@nojoke.com
Phone: +1-720-828-1924
Address: 9457 S. University Blvd Unit 945, Highlands Ranch, CO 80126, USA